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Panic Now -Snow Flake may Reach Ground

The valley floor could see brief a wintry mix Sunday, heavier precipitation could result in accumulation, KGW forecaster Jim Donovan said. Daytime highs would bein the mid-30s, so the snow would not likely stick around, he said.

By all means

• Everybody head to the supermarket now and buy Salt, Milk, Beer and Firelogs.
• Put tobogan on front porch in case car doesn’t work.
• Tune into the weather chennel at all times.
• Get sissy coats for the pets.
• Take photos and tweet about it.
• Stop all other activities.
• Panic.